Literally all of them were just me writing random shit cuz it’s funny.
Except for Cancer. I’m a Cancer and Cane Whip + Pistol was my main and me dodging into attacks was my bread and butter mistake.
I don’t know why but this ad being right above this post by @chaotic-romantic is fucking hilarious, like it describes LoL perfectly from when I used to play it.
yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:
(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)
so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.
1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app
2) DON’T type in services.msc
3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’
4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.
5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor
if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.
however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)
I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.
Pretend to be upset.
OP how could you
I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!
Today’s Task: Imagine your favorite commercial mascot as a JoJo character.
Concept: An anime about a little kid from a Tezuka-era anime who sees older kids from modern anime and wants to be just like them, despite his parents’ objections.
When he graduates from high school finally, he goes to a college specifically to learn to be a modern anime protagonist and becomes a rising star among his peers, teaming up with his friends who are also from earlier eras of anime, against the badass super cool modern era anime student council.
Deku x Froppy 5ever
fite me
OKAY SO
WHAT IF
AN ACTION RPG PAPER MARIO. WITH XP AND SKILL TREES.
Smithy (made from folded tin) arrives to take over the kingdom. He seals up Peach’s Castle in metal and uses it as a massive metal forge, to create an army. Bowser is working with him. This introduces the new Forged Minions, Bowser Minions HEAT PRINTED ON TIN PLATES
Mario works together with Smithy’s former partner, Bello, a floating set of bellows that wants to stop Smithy. Mario, however, can’t hurt Forged enemies with normal weapons. So Bello takes Mario to Smithy’s old forge and reveals that Smithy used to be a paper Craftsman, but discovered the power of Tin Modeling and became obsessed. So he gives Mario a set of scissors and some tape.
SO INSTEAD OF BUYING BREAKABLE WEAPONS, you get to cut out and papercraft your own weapons. And you use various types of materials to change stats or make different types of hammers. And use stickers to power them up. And you go out and fight with combos and special attacks and stuff.
Then later in the game, you get a pair of Tin Snips and get to make Tin Model weapons, which are stronger but slower and can break certain enemy shields.
But to beat Smithy, Bello tells Mario that he has to recreate Smithy’s Hammer, Mjewelnir, a mystical weapon crafted from 4 elemental jewels and Tin forged by magical means.
AND HERE’S SOMETHING: Peach and Luigi and others could become partners. And you can forge weaponry for them too.
Would that not be COOL??
Resons to hate Mineta: Obvious
Reason to like Mineta: It’d be fucking amazing if he had a mini-arc to himself where he encounters an underclassman who’s as obsessed with him as he is with girls, but her Quirk makes her stupid dangerous to be around. He likes the attention at first, but it swiftly becomes more than he can handle as he’s almost severely hurt on multiple occasions. He eventually learns that maybe he should fucking tone it down a bit and actually becomes a bit more mature. And at the end, he tells her how he feels about all of this, after initally reveling in it, and they become friends and he helps her control her Quirk.
Doctor Who explores the world of Anime when an alien solid light hologram program scans and replicates several characters in mid-2000’s downtown Tokyo.
Watch Doctor Who fucking get killed by DIO while Naruto watches.
